Things You Need To Know....

1) EVERY house in Colorado has a elevated deck porch thing. Every.House.

2) The Denver Airport is a scary place in the dark. The Daemon horse will eat you.

3) Do not...I'll repeat that....do not try running the first day you get to Colorado. It will result in a ER visit.

4) Everyday is a beautiful day. Even if its raining....its just...majestic. And Gods handywork with those mountains...my WORD!! Its.....just google it. K?


And that was the informative part of this blog. Now....on to the stuff that no one reads or cares about. Unless of course you are uber bored...or a really good friend of mine and knows that some nuggets of wisdom are coming.

I Think NY needs more....cute coffee shops. We have....none that I know of. Well...none that aren't Dunkin Donuts. Which does NOT classify as a "cute coffee shop".
OH WAIT! There was one once...hummmmmmm.....I wonder if its still there. Well....its not like I can do anything about it. I don't even remember what the name of the place was!

SO I read this book. And basically it was a comic book of Genesis and Exedous. But it was the Japanese kind of comics. Theres a name for them....I have no idea what it is. I know my brother knows. Hes told me approximately 40 times. And I still don't know. Memory loss is the best!
ANY-hooo....so the book was a little...weird. First weird thing being that its a comic book. And thats pretty much my only beef with it. It followed the Bible pretty well...it had refrences to the actual Bible on the bottom of every page. So that was nice to know that these people actually had possibly read the Bible.

(ugh! My hair is being difficult)

Yep. My fingers are about frozen.....OFF. And they are wicked dry. Speaking of dry. I have never had so many bloody noses.In.My.LIFE. Like seriously, my nose is a huge clot right now. Okay....that may gross some people out....I apologize.

I love Facebook. But at the same time....I hate it. I love that you can stay connected with people. But I hate that people feel "hurt" when you don't tell them something....like...something that isn't important, and they find out on FB. Garg. And the Chat. I could personally kill it, and not feel bad. Ok.....well....I'd kill the computer.
Speaking of which. I want a crap computer that dosn't work and is just....crap. Then take it to a shooting range...and BLOW IT TO SMITHEREINES! Or...just put a lot of holes in it. That would make my heart warm.

"Look I'm patchy the Pirate"